Custom Carved Wooden Sign - "Remember As Far As Anyone Knows We Are A Nice Normal Family"

Custom Carved Wooden Sign - "Remember As Far As Anyone Knows We Are A Nice Normal Family"

$21.00




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Haylee's Closet creates custom carved wooden signs for that perfect personalized addition to your home decor. All of our signs are hand painted and lightly distressed for that perfect cottage or country chic feel. Each sign is equipped with saw tooth hooks for easy hanging.


**** MEASUREMENTS ****
This sign measures 10" wide by 10" high and 3/4" thick OR 14x14x3/4


**** HOW TO ORDER ****
1. Click "Add To Cart" at the top of the page and follow the checkout instructions.

2. Color choices are for the BACKGROUND of the sign. We do NOT offer color choices for the text. Colors will be done as shown in our color chart (base color, natural/darkened text). The color chart is pictured in each listing. Our base color is the color that is painted underneath the top coat (the color you choose at checkout), so when the sign is sanded, the base color pops through a little bit. If you would like a base color other than is what is shown in our color chart pic, (or if you would like no base color at all) please request so in the "note to seller" box when checking out.

Feel free to ask any other questions that you may have! Thank you very much!!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

14-21 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Frequently Asked Questions

Is there an image of your color options?

My color chart is included in the pictures on every made to order listing. Just scroll through the images and you will find it! If you would like to see a finished sign, in a specific color, just message me with your request!

What are your processing times?

My processing times vary throughout the year. On all of my made to order signs, the processing times can range from 2-6 weeks, depending on how busy I am at the time. Christmas season is by far the busiest time of year for me which is why I will have up to a 6 week processing time after the beginning of December.

My made to order signs are just that ... made to order. Being a busy company, and a one woman operation, working 6-7 days a week, I get orders out as fast as I can. So please be patient with me and be sure to note my current processing times when placing your order.

Processing times/estimated arrival dates can be found on every listing, in my shop announcement/about page, at checkout and on your emailed receipt.

Why do the shipping costs seem so high when so many Etsy sellers offer free shipping?

Shipping is expensive. The shipping costs are figured for me, by Etsy, using USPS Priority Mail rates. These rates are based on weight, dimensions and destination of the package. Rather than folding the shipping costs into my product pricing to give the illusion of free or discounted shipping, I keep everything separate. Because my items are heavy, and I offer so many different sizes, free/discounted shipping is just not a feasible option for my shop.

Shops that offer FREE shipping are just including the shipping costs into their product prices. You are still paying for it, you are just not seeing it in black and white.

On each listing, under SHIPPING POLOCIES, you can enter your zip code to see an estimated shipping cost for that item

Do you offer custom signs?

I sure do! Just send me a message with your request! We can then discuss the details of your request, and I will guide you through placing the order from there.

Please do not order from my CUSTOM section without being directed to do so by me, ensuring that the size wanted can accommodate your request.


This sign came out even better than I thought it would. I presumed it was going to be thin but I still wanted it haha, but it actually came out as a very thick piece of wood.


Quality of the sign is great and was packed safely and arrived fine.



As always, high quality work and personalized service. My fourth sign from this shop! Thanks!